Does my spray skirt make me look fat?

Standing yoga tree pose on a rock in the middle of a lake in Mont Tremblant, Quebec, Canada with the Boreal Baffin sea kayak

Yes! It does.

"Is my hair a mess?"

Yes! It looks awful. Get over it . . .

"OK."

Smile, you're on Candid Camera!  

See how easy that was . . .

"The standing yoga tree pose on an uneven little rock in the middle of a lake with wind blowing, and water rippling all around me while standing on a lanyard attached to my kayak to keep it from drifting off, or the smile?"

Figuring it out is part of paddling. It's a balancing act.
Happy paddles!
The BaffinPaddler